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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 9:05:08 GMT -5
This is something I found on several forums and I decided I should bring it here. You take a quote from a game or something, and replace one of the words with balls. You put the name of the game or show, and then make the quote.
Resident Evil 4
*Leon walks into the room where Ashley is barred to the wall.* *Luis rushes in the room with the sample and vaccines in his hands*
Luis: Leon! I got balls!
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 16:12:03 GMT -5
Final Fantasy VII
Barret: "The hell you all doin'!? I thought I told you never to move in a group! Our target's the North Mako Reactor. We'll meet on the balls in front of it."
Barret: "The planet's full of Mako energy. People here use it every day. It's the life blood of the planet. But Shinra keeps suckin' the balls out with these machines."
Biggs: "Think how many of our people risked their balls, just for this code..."
Barret: "When we blow this place, this ain't gonna be nothin' more than a hunka balls. Cloud, you set the bomb."
Cloud: "Shouldn't you do it?" Barret: "Jus' do it! I gotta watch to make sure you don't pull nothin'." Cloud: "Fine, be my balls."
Cloud: "You all right?" Jessie: "My balls got stuck."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 19:41:52 GMT -5
Good one Itachi-san. I figured you would be the first one to reply.
Naruto
(I'm guessing that this is how the conversation went) Sasuke: Why did you kill our family? Itachi: I did it.....to test my balls.
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 20:22:30 GMT -5
Naruto
Itachi: "You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack...balls."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 20:27:26 GMT -5
Devil May Cry 3
Jester: You saw it too, didn't you? That huge tower jutting out of the ground? It is actually a portal linkin the demonic domain to the human world. And your brother Vergil is trying to unlock it using your mommy's balls!
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 20:29:26 GMT -5
Naruto
Neji:"Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Balls."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 20:32:36 GMT -5
Naruto
Itachi: If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live a loathsome life... Run away, run away, and cling to life. And then some day, when you have the same balls I do, come before me
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 20:39:51 GMT -5
Ok, I deserve that.
Gaara's Acid Trip
Gaara: "My balls are like...fucking...huge man..."
Gaara: "Don't listen to him! He's trying to trick you. He just wants to steal your balls! You know what you have to do." Garra's Hand: "It's a trick! Don't listen to him Mr. Gaara!!" Gaara: "I won't let you steal my BALLS!!" *squish*
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 20:42:41 GMT -5
You have to admit it was pretty funny. You should have thought of it but I beat you to the punch.
Devil May Cry 3
Dante: If you're asking for a date, forget it, because I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the balls.
*another one*
Lady: Date a demon? I'm not that desperate. Besides, I really don't care for guys who stink like balls.
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 20:50:50 GMT -5
Top this.
Itachi's Complaint
Itachi: "Why aren't you some super-hot bishie, for Fanfiction's sake!? Then those crazy fangirls wouldn't have to set me up with my balls of all people!!"
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 20:50:51 GMT -5
Naruto
Rock Lee: And I will prove to you with this move...that hard-balls surpasses genius.
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 20:55:18 GMT -5
Devil May Cry 3
Lady: Are you crying?
Dante: It's only the balls
Resident Evil 4
Luis: I lost it! Leon: Lost what? Luis: A drug that will stop your compulsions. Look, I know you're carriers. You've been coughing up balls, right?
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 20:57:10 GMT -5
Naruto
Shika: Ahh, the balls are so nice...
Crowd: Get up you lazy bastard! What the hell!? Balls!
Temari: *blink blink blink* .........?
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 20:58:36 GMT -5
Naruto
Iruka: He's not your demon balls, he's Uzumaki Naruto
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:03:36 GMT -5
Resident Evil 4
Luis: Well I see the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics too. Ashley: How rude! I don't think this has anything to do with my balls and my standing. Who are you?
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 21:04:30 GMT -5
Final Fantasy VII
Cloud: "Hmmm... Sephiroth said to me... Head North......... ......past the Balls Fields......"
Barret: "So what about him? You know...... Cloud?" (The doctor crosses his arms.) Doctor: "I'll say it again, he's got balls. I've never seen a case this bad..."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:06:59 GMT -5
Final Fantasy VII Barret: "So what about him? You know...... Cloud?" (The doctor crosses his arms.) Doctor: "I'll say it again, he's got balls. I've never seen a case this bad..." That is pretty funny. This one I find just as funny. Devil May Cry 3 Arkham: I HAVE THE TRUE BALLS OF SPARDA!
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 21:07:02 GMT -5
Final Fantasy VII
Barret: "But remember, the balls of hope can be found anywhere."
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 21:10:36 GMT -5
Final Fantasy X
Tidus: Gee you look stiff Wakka, and I don't mean your balls.
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:11:28 GMT -5
Devil May Cry 3
Dante: What the hell was that for? Here I am trying to help you, and you show your balls by shooting me?
Another one from DMC3
Dante: Why do you keep putting your nose in other families' business. come on man, don't you have any balls?
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 21:12:56 GMT -5
Final Fantasy X
Rikku: Just a feeling, but I think my balls kinda like you.
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 21:13:32 GMT -5
FFVII
Barret:"......hope...... Hey, but honestly, man...... Do I really want him to come back? What did he do for this world? What can he do for us from here on out? He may be nothing more than Sephiroth's balls......"
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 21:14:33 GMT -5
Final Fantasy X
Lulu: Wakka's...a bit lacking in the balls department.
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:15:06 GMT -5
Devil May Cry 3
Arkham: Two amulets...and a set of Sparda's balls....
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 21:18:48 GMT -5
FFVII
Rufus: "Now then...... We're faced with two issues. 1. Destroy Meteor. 2. Remove the balls around North Cave and defeat Sephiroth."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:19:53 GMT -5
Devil May Cry
Dante: A guy with balls and honor! I like that! It's a shame you're working for Mundus though.
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Post by fallenangel91 on Mar 26, 2007 21:24:29 GMT -5
FFVII
Heidegger: "Gya haah hah hah! We already solved the first problem! Meteor will soon be smashed to bits! The plan has already been put in motion. Namely, to collect Huge Balls from each region."
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Post by Daemonic on Mar 26, 2007 21:26:17 GMT -5
Last one for the night for me
Bully
Random kid: I'm gonna sue your ass if I ever have stupid balls!
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 21:29:15 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts
Riku: Once we set through, we might not be able to come back. We may never see our balls again. There's no turning back. But this may be our only chance. We can't let balls stop us! I'm not afraid of the balls!
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Post by Flamethrower-chan on Mar 26, 2007 21:33:13 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts
Sephiroth: I am the chosen balls!
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